Friday, August 10, 2007
HAPPY NATIONAL DAY
Dear All,
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you sweetyyy: This days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage....hahahaha :-))))))
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are. tooo bad honey.
3. Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature. toooo long.
9. Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion...coward.
10. Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright. :-))))
13. Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
So today im gonna stay home and basically do nothing.
Outside gonna be really crowded and i swear i'll get frustrated with kiasu
Singaporean pushing you here and there, stepping on your foot and lots more.
So it's best to stay indoor, in my room alone, listening to Nasyid
and read the book i just borrowed from the library and
if i get really sleepy i can just sleep on my comfy bed.
Now den i have quality time for myself and rest my aching body.
Happy National Day to all SG-ians.
Singaporean pushing you here and there, stepping on your foot and lots more.
So it's best to stay indoor, in my room alone, listening to Nasyid
and read the book i just borrowed from the library and
if i get really sleepy i can just sleep on my comfy bed.
Now den i have quality time for myself and rest my aching body.
Happy National Day to all SG-ians.
Fasting month is like in a month time and i can't wait.
It's my favorite month every year! The month where
i feel really really peaceful unlike any other months.
Someone said 'Now i know how it feels like crying yourself to sleep.'
I said 'Now i know how it feels like to never get to be happy again.'
Hugs N Kisses,
Lina with Love.
Endure, grieve, and move on
sin-fullybeautiful.
